Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss. It is necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.
- Alexandre Dumas
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
i posted this almost 2 years ago and now this stupid fucking post has over 300k notes i cannot believe
But the “Hi!” is missing…! WHERE IS HER “HI!”?!
Here you go, snowflurryflake. :)
AAAAW ♥ I love you!!! THANKS!!
I can let myself pretend they’re arm in arm, here. :)
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring